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The 2019–20 Auburn Tigers women's basketball team represented Auburn University during the 2019–20 NCAA Division I women's basketball season. The Tigers, led by eighth-year head coach Terri Williams-Flournoy, played their home games at Auburn Arena and competed as members of the Southeastern Conference (SEC).
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