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{"fact":"The first true cats came into existence about 12 million years ago and were the Proailurus.","length":91}

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{"fact":"Cats have been domesticated for half as long as dogs have been.","length":63}

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{"fact":"The cat appears to be the only domestic companion animal not mentioned in the Bible.","length":84}

{"slip": { "id": 113, "advice": "Lemon and salt works wonders on tarnished brass."}}

{"fact":"The Amur leopard is one of the most endangered animals in the world.","length":68}

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